Welcome Foolish Mortals

So here we are, you and I.

I know why you're here. I'm fascinating and have an irresistible allure, but why am I here?

I thought I might try my hand at a blog. After all, people all over the world who are far less interesting than I are busy flapping their gums in cyberspace, so I thought I would throw my voice (or lips) into the fray.

I've decided to use my upcoming vacation as the catalyst to start blogging, and see how I like it. It's not a question of how you like it, you are merely the gentle reader and drawn here like a moth to a flame.

I on the other hand wonder whether the world is ready for my wisdoms and observations. Together, we shall see.

So let's get down to the nitty gritty of today. Not a whole lot is happening around Eastwood Manor. I'm working at home. Well not at this very moment. At this very moment I'm eating my lunch, and having a nice chat with you.

Tomorrow Hisselfness and I fly off to the happiest place on earth, Disney World.

I will begin this blog in true earnest tomorrow, when we are safely ensconced in the land of the mouse.

I could lie and say I'll blog in the morning and tell you all about the excitement of leaving, but let's be honest, I have to get up at 3:30 a.m. in order for both of us to get ready and be out of the house for a 5:00 a.m. shuttle to Midway. The last thing on my mind at 3:30 in the morning will be sharing the minutia of my life with you.

Crushing I know, but then life is full of disappointments. Add this one to the heap.

Well then, until tomorrow afternoon sometime.